...sure, but this is your freebie.

[ Holding out his free palm, and with a bright pop! Two white, iridescent crystal appears in his palm. ]

Actually I should make more of these... [ He mumbles something, but Shiv won't be able to make it out. There is now a small pile of crystals on the banquet table. ]

There you go. These'll let you talk to anyone here. Like a phone, except it doesn't have all of those annoying ads.